Why did the cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a "smart cookie"!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
A puddle!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why don't some fish play piano?
Because you can't tuna fish!
Why did the chicken go to space?
To visit the "egg-stronauts" on the other side!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!