Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the chicken go to the playground?
To go on the eggs-citing swings!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!